I haven’t blogged now for several days so here’s one for you.

The Bitch, as far as I can see is extremely lazy. On Wednesday, she was supposed to return our books so that we could complete homework by Friday period 1. She didn’t. Bitch. She returned them on Thursday, giving us one night to do a long but easy homework. She then complained that we didn’t pick them up ourselves on the Thursday. Bitch. She also claims to have been up til one in the morning marking. Frankly i don't care. Also on Thursday, Boa Morte asked us to hand in work that he hadn’t even set – CI 6.1. What? Is he losing his memory or something. We’ve never seen it before in our lives and he expects us to have done it without being asked. So he gives us until Monday to do it. I have to say it looks rather difficult.

I’m also annoyed with a particular member of our year who I dare to mention because last time I mentioned somebody’s name, he found out. Oh well… This person, for some unknown reason, thinks that he is better than me. Well I don’t think he is. Dastard. He’s so damn arrogant. I’m shaking my fist at him as I type. eeeerrrrrrmmmm I think that’s it for now.

And another thing:

As the Davester said, she set loads of homework as well. All of 6B and odd questions in 6C (work we haven't actually done yet)

If you do not have the Bitch, thank God

Emergency Blog

This emergency blog has been published to describe the disgraceful teaching skills of our good old friend the Bitch.

We come into the lesson today expecting our test results back. We did in fact receive these results back one at a time. Called up to the front etc. When it comes to my turn, I get within about 1.5 metres and she says” Of course, you got one of the lowest. Hehe”. Well I was shitting myself. I did not find this at all amusing and frankly she is just not funny. Don’t try to be funny if your not. Westy’s funny so he’s allowed to be.

Once we had spent half an hour going through the test, which by the way I got 90% on, Bitch, We worked on some proof. The best moment was when she said that two statements (which were on the board) were always true. Rowan had a thought about it and decided to prove her wrong. In my mind he did and I think she knew it. She went bright red and came up with some bullshit excuse. She may as well have said it was energetically favourable. (Dave will understand).

The end of the lesson was closing in and at three O’clock she decided to keep us in the room past the bell. All because we were apparently acting like children during the lesson. Bitch. She went on explaining some crap about b squared minusac for eight minutes. Eight minutes after the bell. I would have been nearly home after eight minutes. What a bitch.

Well I’m so looking forward to Friday’s instalment of Class vs Bitch.

See you there.

Well more moans coming your way. Firstly Chris Barker. I just don’t get it. Why on earth would you do physics without the maths to back it up. How stupid. He’s was asking me and the davemeister today about SAQ 20.14. It’s not that difficult because the answers in the back of the book anyway. ‘twas rather annoying when I was attempting to do german homework during period one.

More moans coming up. Steve Suri. Why on earth would you choose two sciences at AS level with two Cs at GCSE double science. He’s now dropped chemistry and with comments like “what’s a mole?” I’m not surprised.

The Bitch I found, has been extremely lazy this past week. We sit a test on Friday, and having had the whole weekend to mark the 20 or so exams, she hasn’t. For her own convenience I suppose. BITCH. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank nonesuch for lending Rob and I his Deutsch homework period one today. Thank You.

By the way, I haven’t had time to read the apocalypse and frankly I probably will never read it. Sounds good though.

I’ve been doing Westy’s chemistry and for the chemists out there it’s CI 4.2 I think. It’s alright but quite time consuming. Last week seemed to go very quickly for me. Anyone else?

Lets just hope the next five go even quicker.

You know what to do by now

Your good friend

Dan Oakner

Thursday's thoughts

Well, i'm getting into the swing of things now. Two blogs in two days. WOW. anyway, onto matters.

We have the bitch again tomorrow. We should be receiving our test results back. I'm optimistically hoping for an A of course. She'll probably give me a B or C. We'll see.

I'm doing Die Hexe's vocab revision for tomorrow. 34 words and phrases and the pass mark is 18 out of 20. Disgraceful porformances are not excepted. It's an impossible task which is undertaken almost every week. the same pass mark, the same task to scale. Although, it should be worth it in the end. Physics was interesting today - Nodes and Antinodes again. Standing waves etc. I admit i enjoy Scotty's lessons a lot more because the work is more mathamatical - forces etc. I received yet more homework from The beast (Tyler). More damn SAQs.

I watched the new Star Wars trailer last night. It looks mighty cool. I think i'll have to go and see it. Darth Vader, yes master, rise. all very cool

I considered a look around you subject today as well - Space. Could be quite funny.

Anyway must buzz off

Again, feel free to comment

Your friend

Dan

The Bitch and more

My God I hate her. The great thing is though, she thinks that i like her. hehe. Of course, you all know who i'm talking about. Mssssss Smith. Ms, because she is single, nobody wants her, nobody likes her. A spinster. A loner in the world of maths. And whats with this starting binomial expansions with the number!! Every other mathamatician in the world begins with the x term, as nonnesuch says. BITCH!!

On to other matters. Is it me, or is the amount of work that we are getting absolutely loads? I have had to do the rest of Boa Morte's chemistry tonight, along with AJ's CI 4.2. Quite tricky i thought. Then Ms or Mrs or Miss Stewart (i don't think anyone really knows) set more vocab revision for friday. Her new name is die Hexe, the witch. Her lessons are OK, but she thinks we must have superhuman powers of working or something. It surprising how much you can write isn't it? I have my german oral tomorrow with Sandra. Sandra but pronounced the german way. We just talk in english for most of the time. It's a fun half hour. (10am to 10.30am).

Jacko's lessons are actually quite good at the moment. He cracks a few funnies every now and then, but not as many as AJ. He also likes shutting his eyes (a trait caught off of Mr. Evans), and he likes to scratch his head. Does he have Headlice or some infectious disease?

Well that's all for now. Feel free to comment

Dan