Well, seeing as I have a lot of time on my hands, I thought I’d make the most of it and do a post. I’m sure some of you like seeing new posts appear; I know I do.
I know that most of what I’m about to say has already been said by most of you, but I suppose I’ve got to say it as well.
Firstly, We have now broken up for Easter: Hurrah!! This meant finishing early on Thursday – Very Early. Here’s how the day went.
First period was usual, The Beast and physics. There was something strange about the lesson though. I have a feeling that it was the small girl lurking around in her school uniform that made me feel very uncomfortable, seeing as she kept looking at me. It was Ella Tyler. The daughter of an AOO. Maybe he was training her to defend herself against the might of the Duds. Who knows?
It was a lso quite funny, as Nonnesuch has said, seeing Tyler as a father, rather than a physics teacher. When we were having our discussions in class, as usual, Ella wanted a cuddle. So, whilst Tyler was banging on about braking distances and F x d = ½ mv2 etc. he was holding his daughter. This put me off even looking, let alone answering any questions. Tyler also said that the holidays are not holidays, they are just non-contact learning time. Yeah right!
Period two was usual, free for first half, german oral for second half. Mrs. Moody was pleased with my german oral, which is good. We played bridge for the first half, also good.
Period three was assembly. Northcott as usual praised the hockey team, and said we can fly to the moon – I think that’s already been done, you idiot. I wonder if anybody in the whole school actually likes him?
Some music was played, Rob dissed the piano player to the right of the stage for using just one hand, and some small boy did some magic that was crap.
We broke up about 1130, and I went straight home after collecting my coat.
From now on in, It’s all gonna be revision I feel.
I’ve been tracking the price of a digital camera on Amazon for some time now. It started at over £200, and has gone down to about £165. It can be found here
That’s all for now
tata
Weather: Sunny 16 C
Reading: John Grisham - Bleachers (started this morning)
Listening to: Nightwish - Wanderlust
Watching: Doctor Who later on, England Vs Northern Ireland
Confused about: Olli's view on the universe - Where did it all come from?
Annoyed with: The amount of homework set over the "non-contact" time
Mood: Good
Final thought: Are you ready? Im’a ready! Oh dear…
posted by Dan @ 8:55 AM
3 Comments:
Nice camera there, but haven't you already got a good digital camera?
And you're right, physics was very uncomfortable, seeing Tyler like that was weird.
An innocent blonde haired blue eyed girl as his captive? No wonder you felt uncomfortable. IT WAS A PLOY!!!
Allow me to explain
*gets put flipchart and 'pointy stick'*
1. The presence of 'Ella' (hereafter refered to as subject THX-1138)
Having examined both The Beast and his 'spouse'/partner in heresy I can report that neither of them are blonde. So...where did THX-1138 get her hair? I deduce... *deerstalker and pipe* ...that THX-1138 is not directly related to this AOO.
2. 'Fatherly' devotion
Captors and captives invariably develop a 'special relationship' when in this position. (Judge 'chard points out the case of Minah 'The Bird' Mole, who spent some time in the captive of a Dalek whom she came to love. When she went to visit it again she was, of course, promptly exterminated.) It is therefore possible that the affection reported in this physics lesson between the AOO and THX-1138 was no more than this phenomena at work.
3. Otis' nemesis (aka, T3h dudz)
Otis (the cad) is well aware of our presence and plans against him, as Agent Lewis did leak information to him that informed Otis (the fiend) of our knowledge of him. It is safe to assume, therefore that Otis (the chav) has used his network of AOO's in the school to harangue us in everyway possible. A list you say?
Agent Northcott - All assemblies devoted to hockey and sporting achievement, whilst glossing over academic achievement that is ruled by teh duds.
Agent Barrington aka 'The Beast' - continual insistance that we should work all the time, probably to prepare us for 24/7 work in the Burrows Subterrainean Mines
Agent Smith (snigger) aka 'The Bitch' - refusal to be proved wrong by Rowan, showing dominance in the herd and crushing of our dreams.
As you can see, the list is extensive. Otis (The Lord of the Bling) knows our every move in school.
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So what does this all come together to form?
THE CULMINATION - A simple formula.
Otis + AOO = Evil
Evil/LPBS = AOO supremacy
AOO supremacy - dud resistance = World Domination
-Therefore-
(Otis + AOO) - duds = World Domination
So, back to THX-1138.
I believe this is Otis's (the Dark Lord Voldemort) first public gesture against us. Before he has but worked in the shadows, but now he has decided to show his true colours. The plan ran like this:
Otis and his AOO's abducted THX-1138 on her way to school, and brought her to The Burrow. She was brainwashed into the story that 'the beast' was her father, allowing her to trust him in the later stages of the plan. Then, she was brought into LPBS, and surveyed 12A and the varying Physics classes on their favourite cities (no doubt so Otis (the blogger) could invade the winning city), in order to provide an alibi so others would accept her presence. However, I believe that this move was little more than Otis (running out here) attempting to show us how prepared he was to strike at innocence to get us. Even THX-1138 was not safe, and may even now be inducted into the AOO life.
I commend you both for feeling unease. You sensed the evil of the scheme (though i notice that Agent Lewis was 'giggling'. Must have been in on it) and felt the evil of Otis (you get the idea).
Do not be disheartened now. More vicious plots of that foul cad's will follow soon no doubt, and we must be prepared.
And I congratulate Judge Dan on what seems a pretty swish camera.
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Please don't let this comment be longer than the post...
Well, that explains it then.
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